Junk In My Trunk!

Okay some funny stuff happened...Shayne had his field trip the other day.So we go into Wal-Hell..i mean Wal-Mart and he gets his lunchable and fruit gushers and then in the most innocent look EVER says.."Mom I need to get some fruit..cause it's healthy"..I say "yes son it is"..he says "you wanna know why you should eat healthy mom?" "Why Shayne?"...i swear this was his answer.."cause if you don't you'll get to much junk in your trunk!" OMG!!! I bout fell over in Wal-Mart and died!